If you have used a bar stool as a walker. (Ron White raises his hand)

If you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like.

If you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house. (Jeff raises his hand after Bill, Larry, and Ron point at him - Bill even holds…

If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit. (Jeff then adds, 'A little finger pointing going on in the audience.')