Quote #32

If you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house. (Jeff raises his hand after Bill, Larry, and Ron point at him - Bill even holds up four fingers)

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  1. If you have used a bar stool as a walker. (Ron White raises his hand)
  2. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
  3. If you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like.
  4. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
  5. If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit. (Jeff then adds, 'A little finger pointing going on in the audience.')
  6. If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
  7. If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
  8. If you see a sign that says 'Say No To Crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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