If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner. (*If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer. (Bill Engvall fessed up to this, claiming tequila was involved)

If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

If you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

If you think 'fast food' is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour. (Ron White raises his hand)