Quote #41

If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner. (*If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer. (Bill Engvall fessed up to this, claiming tequila was involved)

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  1. If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.
  2. If you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
  3. If you think 'fast food' is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour. (Ron White raises his hand)
  4. If you own a Waffle House credit card.
  5. If you go to the family reunion to meet women.
  6. If you think a quarter horse is that ride in front of Kmart.
  7. If you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
  8. If you own a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.

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