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  1. If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner. (*If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer. (Bill Engvall fessed up to this, cla…

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  2. If you own a Waffle House credit card.

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  3. If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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