Quote #46
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
More from Jeff Foxworthy
- If you own a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
- If you smoked during your wedding.
- If you think a quarter horse is that ride in front of Kmart.
- If your dog passes gas and you claim it.
- If you own a Waffle House credit card.
- If your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
- If you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
- If you've ever made change in the offering plate. (Jeff: 'Guilty.')