You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

There are so many drugs out there. They advertise this prescription stuff, and I swear, nine times out of ten, the side-effects are fifty times worse than what…

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. - The Tonight Show, 27 March 2…

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.