There are so many drugs out there. They advertise this prescription stuff, and I swear, nine times out of ten, the side-effects are fifty times worse than what the thing cures.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

You moon the wrong person at an office party, and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.