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  1. People think everyone from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I tell 'em, 'Hell, I'm just dating my sister, and I could swear it wasn't a…

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  2. Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

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  3. There are so many drugs out there. They advertise this prescription stuff, and I swear, nine times out of ten, the side-effects are fifty times worse than what…

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