People think everyone from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I tell 'em, 'Hell, I'm just dating my sister, and I could swear it wasn't a weather balloon'.

You moon the wrong person at an office party, and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

There are so many drugs out there. They advertise this prescription stuff, and I swear, nine times out of ten, the side-effects are fifty times worse than what…