Quote #50
If you've ever made change in the offering plate. (Jeff: 'Guilty.')
More from Jeff Foxworthy
- If your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
- If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said 'concentrate'.
- If your dog passes gas and you claim it.
- If your working television sits on top of your non-working television.
- If you smoked during your wedding.
- If you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
- If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
- If directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'.