Skip to content
quotesby

More from Jeff Foxworthy

  1. If directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'.

    Permalink to quote #54
  2. If you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. (At this point, Larry the Cable Guy raises his hand; Jeff then adds 'Think about that and …

    Permalink to quote #56
  3. If you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

    Permalink to quote #53