Quote #56

If you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. (At this point, Larry the Cable Guy raises his hand; Jeff then adds 'Think about that and try to sleep tonight.')

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  1. If you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.
  2. If somebody hollers 'ho-down' and your girlfriend hits the floor.
  3. If directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'.
  4. If the biggest city you have ever been to is Wal-Mart.
  5. If you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
  6. If you've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale.
  7. If your working television sits on top of your non-working television.
  8. If you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

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