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More from Jeff Foxworthy

  1. If you've ever heard the phrase 'come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!'

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  2. If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. (Jeff had told the story of audience members relating it happening to a family member earlier in the sho…

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  3. If you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

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