Quote #63

If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. (Jeff had told the story of audience members relating it happening to a family member earlier in the show)

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  1. If you wear someone else's work shirt. (Pointing at
  2. If you refer to the fifth grade as 'my senior year'.
  3. If you've ever heard the phrase 'come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!'
  4. If the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
  5. If you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.
  6. If you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.
  7. If you've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale.
  8. If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.

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