'Whatever you need sold I'll sell it. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fuckin thing.' (from 'Car Salesman')
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A salesperson claims they will sell anything regardless of the item's nature.
- In plain terms
- I will sell whatever you bring to me.
- What can you take from it?
- Aggressive sales tactics ignore product suitability.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a product sellable?
- How far should salespeople go?
Another view
It assumes everything has a market value.
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