Barrelass

'And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!'

'(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones.'(from 'Diamond Dealer')

(In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'

I do not drink...wine!

'Do you like Kipling?' 'I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kippled.'

'Poly' means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.