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  1. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'
  2. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'He says terrible things on the airwaves'
  3. 'Can't you see how evil and vicious you're being towards me?'
  4. 'We call her Gimpy. That's not very nice but...what's she gonna do about it?' (from 'Sol's Turnstile')
  5. 'I'm Gary Dell'Abate's mom. This is his mom.' (from 'Bright')
  6. 'And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!'
  7. 'It's not right what you did to my beautiful horse-faced boy! I'm gonna come down there and kick you in your cunt you sick bitch!' (from 'B…
  8. '(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones.'(from…

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