Fruitcake

(In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'

(In regard to Howard Stern) 'He says terrible things on the airwaves'

'Can't you see how evil and vicious you're being towards me?'

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers 'too clitty' and use words like 'pussy pelmet' but they do. You are so shocked by what t…

'What an unutterable catastrophe!' The apothecary always had the proper expression ready, whatever the occasion.