'Runway is just old hat to me, sweetheart.' (from 'The Gay Model')

'I'm only scarred about the face, breast, chest, neck, and head. Other than that I look fine - a little makeup conceals everything.' (from 'The Gay Model')

'I wanted to move my penis around to the back side of my ass, because I don't know which way I'm swinging just yet. But I'd like to keep it just in case.' (fro…

'They're very, very small, almost microscopic. You can barely see them with the naked eye. As a matter of fact you may need a penis pump to see these damn thin…

Si hubiera estado presente en la Creacion, habria dado algunas indicaciones utiles.

The only thing that stops God sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.

I don't know where to begin with that one. The final episode is: appalling.