Quote #16

'If Shawn Michaels represents America's youth then I'm moving to Canada!' (Responding to Vince McMahon's statement that 'Shawn Michaels personifies the exuberance of America's youth' - Summerslam 1997)

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.'
  2. 'Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.'
  3. 'I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.'
  4. 'Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible.'
  5. 'Puppies!'
  6. 'It used to be that Ken Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now he's the world's most dangerous speedbump.'
  7. 'Her with all those curves and me with no brakes.'
  8. 'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfath…

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