More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'His brain's on vacation..'
  2. 'Why are you calling Trish a witch? She doesn't wear a pointy hat or ride a broomstick.' (Towards JR about then heel, Trish Stratus.)
  3. 'She's so hot she'd make Clay Aiken go straight.'
  4. 'It's the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today.. here it is.. OH NO!!!' (When The Rock faced Stone Cold Steve Austin for th…
  5. 'What!? Did you see that J.R.?'
  6. 'I'm gonna knock all your teeth out!'
  7. 'Bow to the king!'
  8. 'Evil will always triumph over good, because good is stupid.'

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