Quote #58

'Hey Bischoff, you've been throwing your weight around all night. I got an idea how about you be a real hands on General Manager and you and I have a match right here tonight! (To Eric Bischoff when he tried to put Jim Ross in a match with Chris Masters)

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Eric Bischoff is a damn disgrace to this show.'
  2. I think DX's motto is, 'Do unto others what you think is funny.' (On Saturday Night's Main Event during the DX vs. Spirit Squad 5-on-2 elim…
  3. 'You can't do that! Thats Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' Husband!' (After John Cena F-Ued K-Fed On Raw)
  4. A couple of fans before the show told me that Lita took three pregnancy tests before she took her first driving test. (Survivor Series 2006…
  5. 'Thats it, he's dead..'
  6. 'I heard Lita's stomach has a speedometer on it!'
  7. 'Where does she get her ring attire...Victoria's secret?'
  8. 'That's the name of the game, JR, you gotta keep moving, no dog never peed on a moving car.'(on WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2008)

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