Quote #27

'Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience...then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.' (Simon Birch)

More from Jim Carrey

  1. 'Where are my keys?' (The Mask)
  2. 'Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.' (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
  3. 'I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?' (Liar, Liar)
  4. 'Solve World hunger, TELL NOBODY!' (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
  5. 'Loser.' (Pronounced: 'lah-who...za-her') (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)
  6. 'I'm Bruce Nolan from Eyewitness News, back to you fuckers! (Bruce Almighty)
  7. 'And the truth, shall set you free!' (Liar, Liar)
  8. 'Are those non-fat muffins! Are they non-fat?' (Fun With Dick and Jane)

All Jim Carrey quotes