More from Jimmy Durante

  1. Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
  2. When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood- my blood.
  3. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
  4. When it comes to noses, you're a retailer. I'm a wholesaler!
  5. It's-a-castastrophe!
  6. UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy's Aquaintences, usually introduced in a boisterous manner)
  7. I'm mortified!
  8. I hate music, especially when it's played.

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