Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.

Like every other 13-year-old in America, she's in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I think is an androgynous wimp. You know what he does throughout the whole m…

War is wretched beyond description, and only a fool or a fraud could sentimentalize its cruel reality.

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains c…