Glory is not a conceit. It is not a decoration for valor. Glory belongs to the act of being constant to something greater than yourself, to a cause, to your principles, to the people on whom you rely and who rely on you in return.

War is wretched beyond description, and only a fool or a fraud could sentimentalize its cruel reality.

I spent five and a half years in prison. The worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been cancelled. What the hell was I fighting for?

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.