You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.

I don't know what all the controversy is about, quite frankly. I've met Eminem, I met him backstage, and he's really gay.

The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.

People always tell me, 'Don't work so much', but I can't help it. I feel like all the things I've done are important to get to this adult stage and now I'm get…

Genius is a will-o'-the-wisp if it lacks a solid foundation of perseverence and fanatical tenacity. This is the most important thing in all of human life ...

If you have something that you believe in and that you care about, you should pursue it with hard work, with perserverance, with patience, with diligence, with…