I don't know what all the controversy is about, quite frankly. I've met Eminem, I met him backstage, and he's really gay.

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud…

If done for the right reasons, liberating a country from a despot, I don't see how that's immoral. Ah, done quickly, and then we all leave, yeah that's kind of…

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.

Another Hollywood waitress Is telling us she's having your baby And there's a rumour that you're on ice And you will rise again someday.

'Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a Gibbon on her jewel encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-stre…

Jordan's third favourite tit and second favourite twat - it's Peter Andre!