Quote #76

Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!

More from Jonathan Swift

  1. She has more goodness in her little finger, than he has in his whole body.
  2. The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
  3. Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
  4. May you live all the days of your life.
  5. That's as well said, as if I had said it myself.
  6. I always love to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land, or water.
  7. He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
  8. I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.

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