6 Joseph Heller Quotes on Relationships

Joseph Heller quotes on relationships

3. The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likeable. In three days no one could stand him.

16. 'They might have occurred if either General Dreedle or General Peckem had once evinced an interest in taking part in orgies with him, but neither ever did, and the colonel was certainly not going to waste his time and energy making love to beautiful women unless there was something in it for him.'

31. Women my wife's age with broken marriages take up robustly with fellows much younger than themselves, sometimes boys, and their husbands don't like that part of it at all. (It's a means they have of really sticking it to us. The husbands can do without the money and kids. But they can't abide their wives' humping a younger dick and letting everyone know.)

34. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.

38. Love is potent stuff, isn't it?

43. When one is infatuated, faults are endearing that in others would be heinous.