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When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time 'Jeez... what have you been doing. You been jumping rope in the attic or something?'...'... Well, I peeled an orange.. About an hour ago, why?'

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