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  1. What's your encore? Do you like anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
  2. Silent Bob is an electrical genius. Back in the high school science fair, he turned his mom's vibrator into a cd player useing some chicken…
  3. It's important to have a meaningful job boys, thats why I manually masturbat caged animals for artificial insemination
  4. Do it Doug!!
  5. Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.
  6. Action, excitement; Jedi crave not these things
  7. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, then what are we doing working here?
  8. You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, 'Life ain't nothing but bitches and money.'

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