More from Kevin Smith

  1. Bitch pressing charges? I get that a lot.
  2. I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
  3. Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time. You're giving me a fucking headache.
  4. In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank US!
  5. [to Holden] What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll …
  6. Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe me owe....My Jungle Love yeah owe owe o…
  7. The sign! On the back of the car! Said 'Critters of Hollywood'! You dumb fuck!
  8. You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, 'Life ain't nothing but bitches and money.'

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