I really wanted to make a movie where the worst thing that could happen at the end of the day, was somebody would write on a web site that 'Kevin Smith sucks cock' and spell 'cock' wrong.

Mr. Smith Goes To Hollywood : Jay is a creature of the Id, who has no filter as to what to say; he just says what's on his mind. So what's funny about the char…

...That's just how I see male relationships. Just one pleasantry shy of a cock in the mouth.

Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading.

'I've changed music four or five times. What have you done of any importance other than be white?'

Vous avez des ennemis? Mais c'est l'histoire de tout homme qui a fait une action grande ou cree une idee neuve. C'est la nuee qui bruit autour de tout ce qui b…

'When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent'