If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a …

If I thought a man had never committed a sin in his life, I don't think I'd want to talk with him. A man with flaws is more interesting.

My summer holiday is going to happen this winter, and I'm going to Fiji. It's been me and my wife's dream to go there together for a long time, and we're actua…