If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
Humor may not save lives.
We have a pretty witty king, Whose word no man relies on; He never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one.
Whenever we hear something strange or remarkable, we must tell it to the marines, for with their great service on land and sea they will know whether or not 't…
Walk with me, hunt with my brother and do justice by my niece and you will not be fat.
That's 'Mr. Smut Peddler' to you!
Foul canker of fair virtuous action, Vile blaster of the freshest blooms on earth, Envys abhorred child, Detraction, I here expose, to thy all-tainting breath,…
It's this way: being captured is beside the point, the point is not to surrender.