More from Kinky Friedman

  1. Neither of us has ever been married.
  2. Neither of us ever actually held a job in our lives.
  3. May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
  4. Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
  5. I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. That'…
  6. I won't be bullied, and I can't be bought!
  7. I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
  8. What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

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