Quote #20
Maybe when you die, you come before a big, bearded man on a big throne, and you say, 'Is this heaven?' And he says, 'Heaven? You just came from there.'
More from Kirk Douglas
- Age is in the mind. I've survived a helicopter crash and back surgery. I have a pacemaker. I had a stroke that almost made me commit suicid…
- Religion has killed millions of people. Something must be wrong.
- There must be things in life that you can never master. Golf is one of them.
- People are always talking about the old days. They say that the old movies were better, that the old actors were so great. But I don't thin…
- Not long ago, I was playing golf, and I said to my partner, 'Let those old geezers tee off first.' And my partner says, 'Kirk, those old ge…
- I don't like goody-goodies.
- Politics has become a dirty word.
- The only people who can destroy Israel are the Jews. They are a stiff-necked people, very divisive. It's hard for them all to get along. Th…