When I hear the term Right wing I think of Hitler and Satan and Civil war.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork. Geeks unite.

Birds... scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth... but sadly we don't speak bird.

I do not like to call myself a Liberal, because there is so much that is wrong with liberalism. I also do not like to call my a Conservative for exactly the sa…

I don't care if they're Republican liberals or Democrat liberals, they're still liberals. They're not 'moderates.' Don't hit me with that. There's no such thin…

'I'm a non-smoker. I'm pro-life. I'm a pro-life non-smoker.' Let the party begin.