One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. And like so many addicts about to face co…

In case you haven't noticed, we are now almost as feared and hated all over the world as the Nazis were.

I am of course notoriously hooked on cigarettes. I keep hoping the things will kill me. A fire at one end and a fool at the other.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?** mocking the TV-violence debate

These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis... These self-ob…

Colbert: (talking about reality TV): It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.