Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. And like so many addicts about to face cold turkey, our leaders are now committing violent crimes to get what little is left of what we're hooked on.

I am of course notoriously hooked on cigarettes. I keep hoping the things will kill me. A fire at one end and a fool at the other.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

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I don't drink, I'm a totalitarian.