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What does it mean?
Wall sees the JVM as another architecture that Perl should be ported to, alongside whimsical ideas like the Underwood typewriter.
In plain terms
He suggests Perl could run on the JVM, jokingly adding a typewriter.
What can you take from it?
Porting Perl to new runtimes expands its reach.

Where it applies

  • cross‑platform development
  • legacy system integration

Putting it to work

  • create JVM bridge
  • maintain source compatibility

Questions to consider

  • What benefits come from JVM support?
  • Are there hidden costs?

Another view

Practical feasibility of such ports may be limited.

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