You are not dealing with just anyone's fool. I am a high-school graduate.

You're dealing with the phone company, Mr. Veedle. We are not bound by city, state, or federal regulations. We are omnipotent.

Don't hang up. You've angered me, and when you anger me you anger the phone company and all the power necessary to tie up your lines for the next fifty years. …

What's that Mr. Veedle? Privileged information?... that's so cute.

'Whom are you?' he said, for he had been to night school.

Though her mien carries much more invitation than command, to behold her is an immediate check to loose behavior; to love her is a liberal education.

My major hobby is teasing people who take themselves and the quality of their knowledge too seriously and those who don't have the guts to sometimes say: I don…