'Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them!'

'I loved nuns when I was growing up. I thought they were beautiful. For several years I wanted to be a nun. I saw them as really pure, disciplined, above avera…

'I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.'

'I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun o…