'Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.'

'One of my all-time favourite poets is Charles Bukowski. I think he's the coollest guy in the world.'

'Life's too short to be bitter, I'm too short to be bitter.'

'With the crucifixes I was exorcising the extremes that my upbringing dwelt on. Putting them up on the wall and throwing darts at them. And the 'Boy Toy' thing…