'She could afford to be a little more magnanimous and a little less of a cunt.'

'No one knows how to work this business like she does.'

'I see what she does and I say 'Nice try honey, but you're not doing anything I didn't do twenty years ago.'

'The following song was not made famous by me, though the woman who made it famous was also a blonde, and we both have religious names.' Bernadette Peters