'A falcon.' (When asked by a fan what kind of animal she would be; she then performed the song 'Hollywood' which contains the line 'This bird has flown,' and quipped mid-lyric 'Told you I was a falcon!')

'In a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also like to say: ride on motherfuckers...!'

'I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.' (About working in Dunkin' Donuts in New York before becoming famous).

'I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.'