'Each year, I wait for three rendez-vous with same impatience: Woody Allen's last movie, the CD or the concert by Madonna and the new book by Philippe Djan.'

'Madonna's my idol and the incarnation of the ultimate star, with what we can imagine of requirement, dictatorship.'

'Since I am a teenager, I am a fan of Madonna. I admire her determination, her talent, I know her career by heart. To prepare this parody, I saw a documentary …

'...I think Madonna might be the only person my girlfriend would forgive me for straying away just overnight with -- because I think she'd do the same.' [74]