'I hate polite conversation. I hate it when people stand around and go, 'Hi, how are you?' I hate words that don't have any reason or meaning. Also I hate it when people smoke in elevators and closed in places. It's just so rude.'

'I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.'

'I don't take drugs: I never did. All the feelings that drugs are supposed to produce in you - confidence or energy - I can produce naturally. The only problem…

'I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.' (About working in Dunkin' Donuts in New York before becoming famous).