'He actually knows a guy who fed people to pigs! Go on, tell how you got this scar.' (About her husband, Guy Ritchie)

'It only took me 40 years to get it right.' (Talking about her husband, Guy Ritchie)

'Well, he sometimes wears a kilt.' (Said jokily when asked who wears the pants in her relationship with Guy)

'Have I ever been totally and completely intimidated by another person? Yes - my husband's mother.'