Quote #86

'Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.'

More from Madonna Ciccone

  1. 'Because I've taken my clothes off in public doesn't mean I've revealed every inch of my soul.'
  2. 'I saw losing my virginity as a career move.'
  3. 'I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.'
  4. 'Everybody loves you when they are about to come.'
  5. 'Strong women leave big hickies.'
  6. 'When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray'
  7. 'Gay men are perfect men for girls who are tough. They're not threatened by strong women, and they're usually very in touch with their feel…
  8. 'Most priests are gay.'

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